Methodological Advice Unisex T-Shirt
Sometimes we all find ourselves unsure as to whether we should take historical advice from children's fantasy stories. This shirt kindly clarifies the situation, while also covering your nakedness. Now everyone will know where you stand regarding this specific methodological choice, something that is sure to generate approving nods from passing authority figures. Many experts agree that t-shirts are an acceptable source of protection when being assaulted by an assailant with a pillow.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | |
| Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ |
| Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 |
| Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ |
| Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 |